Joey Vega

Monday – Friday: 2 pm – 6 pm

Juvenile delinquent in the body of a middle-aged man. Knuckledragger, duffer, nerd and armchair quarterback. DO NOT get me going on the Pittsburgh Steelers or Game of Thrones (Mike Tomlin should sit on the Iron Throne!). Some people have called me ‘arrogant’ and ‘abusive’, but those people are inferior and should be flogged. Others have said, that I’m funny and a ‘good hang’; those kinds of friends don’t come cheap, let me tell you. Currently working on a time machine so that I can go back to 1991. It runs on alcohol-laced urine and shattered dreams…so fuel’s not an issue; just need a flux capacitor (if you have one, please DM me).